update: I ordered some Panda Express in hopes it would cheer me up. It's the most depressing delivery I've ever gotten. The chicken is like flavorless globs with more flavorless, but still burning, hot sauce on it. The chow mein is like it was made out of cardboard. You know something is wrong with me when I can't finish Chinese food.
half inclined to let my inner bird-freak out. grow my nails out and shape/paint them like talons. wear all the feathers and little bones I've collected. walk around in a hunched posture. keep a small orb clutched at my chest at all times. screech at anyone who gets within 10 feet of me.