Douchebag Genie Gives You One Wish

[Lolno]

I found one of these before, but the last post was months ago, so i'm making a new one. You know the drill, Douchebag Genie (me) will grant you one wish in a way that backfires on you horribly.

 

[CopperCoyote]

I wish for Douchebag genie to physically hand me a Kit-Kat chocolate bar which is still in it's factory sealed wrapper and taken directly from the Walmart bargain bin.  Also, Douchbag genie properly payed for said Kit-Kat candy bar at Walmart before he gives it to me.

 

[Lolno]

The kit-kat gives you food poisoning. That's what you get for getting bargain bin food.

 

[Amber]

Short mod note: This is clearly Fun&Games, so I moved it here...