Douchebag Genie Gives You One Wish


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I found one of these before, but the last post was months ago, so i'm making a new one. You know the drill, Douchebag Genie (me) will grant you one wish in a way that backfires on you horribly.



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I wish for Douchebag genie to physically hand me a Kit-Kat chocolate bar which is still in it's factory sealed wrapper and taken directly from the Walmart bargain bin.  Also, Douchbag genie properly payed for said Kit-Kat candy bar at Walmart before he gives it to me.

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