Douchebag Genie

[Effervescent-Daydream]

Granted, but they're all rushed, poorly programmed and buggy.

I wish I didn't feel sick to my stomach right now 

 

[CopperCoyote]

Granted.  You are now dead.

I wish my college classes didn't bog me down with so much homework.

 

[Eersian]

Granted but you have to do double your amount of daily household chores

I wish I didn't have anxiety

 

[CopperCoyote]

granted, you are now dead

I wish I had a strawberry ice cream sundae (not poisoned)

 

[Canine99]

Granted, but it’s very spicy 

I wish I had $25,000 

 

[Eersian]

Granted but you have bills to pay and a rare medical condition that had come to an expensive treatment

I wish my family was more accepting of my sweetheart

 

[CopperCoyote]

Granted but you die the next day.

I wish I had more worthwhile stuff to do.  I'm so bored!

 

[Canine99]

Granted, but it’s super stressful 

I wish I could shapeshift physically into any mammal I want

 

[CopperCoyote]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift once and then you're stuck that way permanently.

I wish I was better at drawing

 

[Canine99]

Granted, but you can only draw objects 

I wish I was better at talking to people 

 

[CopperCoyote]

Granted.  You are now incapable of not talking and loudly blurt out every random thought that pops into your head.

I wish everyone could just learn to co-exist without fighting each other.