Douchebag Genie

[theeverchanging]

Granted, now someone else is driving you all bat shit crazy

I wish i could teleport to anywhere I wanted

 

[Timbrilsom]

Granted, but you teleport to a random new location every time you blink

I wish I could have a dragon kintype instead. That would be so cool.

 

[Ravenna Freyasdottir]

Granted, but it is an extremely tiny terra-dragon from my favorite book universe, aka the Chronicles of Brawrloxass. (Please check it out, it's awesome and I know the author.)

I wish I didn't always have a ton of school to do

 

[theeverchanging]

Granted, you now have more school to do sometimes so it's more work but less frequently