Guess what the user below you has!

Played this on many, many other forums. Bringing it here!

Bit hard to explain, so here's an example:

Someone: Person below me has a user page

More: You think? *silently removes content from user page* Person below me likes chocolate

Get it? Let's go!

Person below me likes chocolate.
Yes! My only problem is finding time ;( I'm almost finished with The Scarlet Letter right now.

The person below me has a funny joke to tell.


Yup, it's a joke about boxing. I think you'll like it, it has a really good punchline.

The person below me owns a plaid shirt.