I keep seeing these threads all over the internet, so we could have one here probably. For those of you who are not yet familiar with a haiku, it's a small three-line poem where the first and third lines are five syllables, and the middle line is seven syllables. This is a haiku. But this haiku is pointless. Yet this is perfect. Then you suggest the topic for the next haiku. It can be absolutely anything, at least within the boundaries of the forum rules. I made my haiku already, apparently. So the next haiku is about rice!