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  1. Raijun

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    I keep seeing these threads all over the internet, so we could have one here probably.

    For those of you who are not yet familiar with a haiku, it's a small three-line poem where the first and third lines are five syllables, and the middle line is seven syllables.

    This is a haiku.
    But this haiku is pointless.
    Yet this is perfect.


    Then you suggest the topic for the next haiku. It can be absolutely anything, at least within the boundaries of the forum rules.

    I made my haiku already, apparently. So the next haiku is about rice!
     
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    Rice is nice like you
    Although, rice might taste better
    I still like you more


    By the way, this wasn't meant to be sexual.. it's rice, good grief. Next topic.. umbrellas!
     
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    Pop up umbrella...
    Take a leap off a building.
    Makes me fall slower.

    Next haiku: Crocodile wearing a hat for some reason.
     
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    Alligators bow
    To crocodile with hat
    Made of gator skin


    Next: dancing cats
     
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    I see this weird cat...
    I must be on the youtubes;
    She can really grove!

    Next haiku: Things politicians say.
     
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    I promise good times.
    Want me to fix your problems?
    How does that help me?

    Next haiku: A lonely cactus.
     
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    People try to hug
    They cry and never come back
    I'm lonely cactus

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    Hello, monster here.
    Every single sock you've lost
    Belongs to me now.

    Next: a hole in your sweater
     
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    This is the single
    biggest hole I've ever seen.
    There's no more sweater. :(

    Next haiku: Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny black holes.
     
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    Blackheads on my nose
    really gross but it's ok;
    better than acne.

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    Ants are invading!
    They eat all my food then sleep.
    They say I grow fast.

    (Ant, Aunt... bleh.)

    Next haiku: Making a funny haiku.
     
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    I think I'm funny,
    But all of my jokes fall flat.
    This is really hard.

    Next haiku: life of a house plant.
     
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    My owner's a jerk.
    He watered me with ice cubes.
    He is such a tease.

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    I am a house plant
    Help- cat keeps attacking me
    Leaves on the ground

    EDIT: Ninja'd, let me make a new one.

    I am a warrior
    My chosen weapon is bread
    I use it to hit peeps

    Next haiku: Dinosaurs
     
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    (Keep the top one though. The more, the merrier! :D )

    The Pterodactyl:
    It was the first flying jerk
    To poop on my car.

    Next haiku: The military invading a country that has nothing of worth.
     
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    I pick a crayon
    And dash at my enemy
    They laugh, and break it

    Why are we here, ugh
    There is nothing to help us
    They don't even have food

    Next haiuku: Seahorses
     
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    I am just a swirl
    Masquerading as a fish
    They have no idea.

    Next haiku: Buttons
     
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    (I want to make one for the Seahorses too. I was in the middle of writing it before I was ninja'd. :p )

    Being a seahorse,
    Your wife dumps the kids on you.
    But literally.


    Wife in Home Depot.
    She pushes all your buttons.
    One of them makes rice.

    Next haiku: Seeing something that does not make sense at all, ever.
     
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    See the red buttons?
    Do not push them, please, no
    PLEASE STOP WE'RE DOOMED

    EDIT:
    There is a place
    With a happy yellow pineapple
    A squirrel is dance

    Next haiku: Creepy trees
     
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    What the hell is this!?
    What on god's blue earth is this?
    What even is that?

    Next haiku: goldfish