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Mock-kin 2.0!

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by The Observer, Jun 28, 2016.

  1. The Observer

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    @Voffen, I'm bringing it back! I just couldn't stand going without all of the glorious puns. The withdrawal is real.

    For those of you who don't know, Mock-kin was an amazing game that had unfortunately been destroyed in the crash. It honestly was the most fun thread I've ever been involved in. And no, this genius creation was not made by me. I couldn't have even thought of such a great way to enjoy puns. I forget the username, but I remember the avatar clear as day. Anyways, this is how it works:

    1. look at who made the post above you
    2. poke fun at their kintype
    3. enjoy the next pun thrown at you as you think of a clever response
    Pretty simple. Here's and example:

    Joey Kangaroo (made-up) towards Alice Alligator: I feel bad for the bird that has to clean your teeth.
    Alice Alligator: You 'roos may be kickboxers, but you don't have a chance against a pair of shoes.

    yeah... Those were pretty bad. Don't be like me.
    There's just a few simple rules; don't go too far, and this probably isn't the thread for you if you become offended easily. This is meant to be light-hearted, so don't target or bully anyone. Don't do anything that hits anyone at home. Otherwise, have fun!
     
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    Nice! I'll start.

    All of that is easy for you to say, you don't even have a kin type to make fun of! :evilsmile:
     
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    That may be true, but it's also easy for me to find a pair of shoes since I don't have hooves.:mansshoe: (Says the person who wears an 11 1/2 in women's ;-; )
     
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    Oh the humanity!
     
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    *Finger-guns* Aren't you foxy?
     
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    I would like to try this "fun" you have mentioned.

    Ok, umm,

    Hey, don't you have some calculations to do?
     
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    If I can't see you, then you can't exist, right? :eyes:
     
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    At least I'm not susceptible to human error.
     
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  9. The Observer

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    Well, that's just heartless
     
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    At least you have a heart. Maybe. Haven't checked recently.
     
  11. MechanicJasper

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    Oh hey, some teenagers with a Ouija board are calling. You should probably answer.
     
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  13. Gryff

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    Eat right and remember to exorcise :evilsmile:

    Ah, puns.
     
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  14. The Observer

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    Since you have half of the body of a man, and half of that of a hooved animal, doesn't that mean you're eating for two? (two different body types. heh...)
     
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    Humankin, can I call you humankin? Alright, humankin, so here is the deal. You like walking on two legs, right humankin? Not everyone is as fortunate, humankin. Old joke, but opposable thumbs, har-har. Now you see, humankin, how blessed you truly are, for you, humankin, are gifted with thumbs.

    (I'm not very original, I'm sorry, XD)
     
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    Oi, sea dragon, you're a bit salty. Is the ocean water getting to you?
     
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    It'd only be appropriate and hilarious for such a game :p

    Don't blow a circuit on that one, buddy.:boom:
     
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    Humanity ... So you guys invented tumblr? Shame on all of you !

    (Im apologizing for this harsh insult...)
     
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    Dragon huh? You really need to be a huge reptile with wings?
     
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    Shouldn't you be off somewhere going extinct?