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[InkyDaily]

And now for: Things Pearl says while playing minecraft with her brother

"Im taking. SEVEN whole cooked chicken"

"EWWWW. THERE'S BITS OF ME EVERYWHERE"

"This parrot is stressing me out"

"You know, apples"

"CREEPER. CREEPER. WIIIIIIIIIIITTTCCCHHHH"

"I NEED YOU DOWN HERE. IMMEDIATELY"

"Its not on the left but it works"

 

[KnightFenrirWulfhart]

@KingLeonhartofTheDawn and me watching The Pagemaster when I looked up VHSs.

Me: "Hey Leonhart, did you know VHSs were first created in Japan in 1776, and then introduced in America in 1777?!"

Leonhart: "What? Fenrir..... 1776?"

Me: "Huh?... Did I really just say that? "

Leonhart: " Yeah, you did! Hahaha!"

 

[Effervescent-Daydream]

"...So eventually I just said 'Screw it! You get tentacle arms!'"

 

[KnightFenrirWulfhart]

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Nipple Nation attacked." Me- making dinner and seeing a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich in the freeze, and @KingLeonhartofTheDawn says he used to call Neapolitan ice cream nipple-ation.

 

[Effervescent-Daydream]

Me: *eating crackers with cheese* How ya doin?

Friend: I'm good. How are YOU though?
Me:

Friend:

Me: Thanks for asking, I'm.... *holds up cheese* gouda. *smirk*

Friend: -w-;

 

[Vintage]

"That horse looks like he's seen some shit....and his neighbor is a batsh*t crazy mare who hates him. Like marriage."

 

[Metakka]

"They're appropriating the biology tag to spread propaganda"

 

[Kerguelen]

"How much BS should I have prepared for tomorrow?"

 

[Effervescent-Daydream]

"Do you even weeb?"

 

[Effervescent-Daydream]

"Howling inter-dimensional nerd"

 

[Charias]

"Stop peeing on me, lil buddy."

- Me, calmly, to the toad I picked up to protect from my dog

 

[Vintage]

"oh you only do group lessons that day?....See....I'm not really trying to make friends so I guess I'll find a different time."

Calling one of the stables I ride at to reschedule a lesson. I'm not a fan of their riding schedules, I  really want to get back to the other place. 

I rode in a group during college and it was really fun, but it was consistent, we knew each other. I just rather not ride with a stranger group I'll never see again possibly.

 

[KnightFenrirWulfhart]

"What? You didn't know that Avril Lavigne could time travel?"

 

[Vintage]

"Central park? More like Central Forest"

(me living 30 minutes away and not realizing how many damn trees there were in the park--on the topic of camping)

 

[InkyDaily]

"... the pants are coming off and THE ENCHANTED PANTS ARE GOING ON!!"

-In minecraft, getting ready to fight a skeleton with a fire bow.

 

[InkyDaily]

"wheRES THE CORPSE???"

 

[Effervescent-Daydream]

"I just want to aggressively snuggle Charlemagne."

god this is so weird out of context-

 

[Shezep]

"Ok, new rule: If you want to bring me a bug to show me, it better be contained." 

I don't mind bugs, but bringing one into my room and then losing it is not ideal. 

 

[CrowLove]

"It's not me but now it's me. Of course only with the best parts of us."

"THIS IS SO HUMAN!!!" (using it as a cuss word)

"Bumblebees are magic"

"I am interested in what you want to tell me, just ignore my facial expressions."

 

[Kerguelen]

"coronaf**ked" (about my plans this year)
"coronaf**ker" (about people who don't take even minor precautions)

 

[InkyDaily]

"Sense defelf"
-me, trying to say self defense