Quote yourself

[kitsune-rokko]

One from last night:
Me to Mawkish*: "Lucky for you, hooby floo**, I can protect you because I'm piloting this enormous meat-mecha!~"

*ex's dog but I still play a big role in taking care of her, she's so precious
**this is one of the many terms of endearment for her

 

[jet]

"Every man has doished"

 

[Finna Alsvartr]

*Randomly sliding into the kitchen when nobody's home*

I'm gay...wait that meme doesn't work I'm pan dafuq

Yes I have whole conversations with myself when nobody's there. Sometimes speaking out loud with the headmates but sometimes literally to myself

 

[AhostWithDIDxxx]

Rose: BE PAN EAT A MAN
context: Alice and Rose were thinking up things like Be Gay Do Crime and Rose shouted that out. ;-; do not eat a man even if ur pan :´>

 

[Finna Alsvartr]

Rose: BE PAN EAT A MAN
context: Alice and Rose were thinking up things like Be Gay Do Crime and Rose shouted that out. ;-; do not eat a man even if ur pan :´>

Dude I have debated it if my body could fit a (very specific) man

 

[DanceMacabre]

No one knows that I'm a secret alien spy!

Said to my otherkin friend. Because it's true.

 

[InkyDaily]

This is from my brother but it belongs here.

"Sonic feeds exclusively on titans"


No I'm not giving you context

 

[Mephistophri]

"I don't care if it's hollow, GIMME THE EGG"

"gimme dem STICKS"

"BARBARA."

"GET OFF THE FRIDGE I WANT MY BEN & JERRYS"

there are so many istg

 

[Amber]

"The paper this decree is printed on is not soft enough to use it for something more meaningful."

 

[Finna Alsvartr]

Me to myself while in a demon shift: I gotta go fast
Also me to me: Wait if I'm going fast and am in demon shift, does that make me a Speed Demon?

 

[AhostWithDIDxxx]

Alice: i need a nap.
BEN: BITCH IT IS THREE IN FUCKING MORNING. YOU DONT NEED A NAP. YOU NEED TO GO TO BED.

 

[AhostWithDIDxxx]

OH HERES A GOOD ONE

BITCH IM SONGEN