The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
And the angel of the lord came unto me snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself, and he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest, and as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million, voices full of fear, and terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "these are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
(I am sorry for everyone who has to read it but if you get it I love you)