Summarize a book in a somewhat inaccurate sentence

[Finna Alsvartr]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey: an old Native American guy pretends he's deaf for years then makes a new friend and busts out of an insane asylum.

GO!

 

[Kirsten015]

Hunger Games: girl from small town ends up being in a competition and wins for most pretty.

 

[Amber]

The Lord of the Rings: group of runtish people supported by heroes beats dark lord by destroying gold jewelry.

 

[Arvax]

swords of lankhmar by fritz leiber: A viking and a robber eliminate a rat infestation.

 

[Dawndust]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey: an old Native American guy pretends he's deaf for years then makes a new friend and busts out of an insane asylum.

GO!

Full metal alchemist manga: two kids try to make a blood sacrifice for their mother

They fail

 

[AhostWithDIDxxx]

The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: Girl say Fuck gender role goes to live with dragons den marries prince and comes a knight.

 

[Near-Felinity]

The Plague Dogs: Puppies go for a run

I'll see myself out

 

[syveti]

Warrior Cats: Feral cats join gangs and perform organized religion.

His Dark Materials: Two kids hop around the multiverse to beat up a mother and her pet monkey. Also, gay angels, and really boring Hell.

 

[Lepus alleni]

The Plague Dogs: Puppies go for a run

I'll see myself out

Watership Down: Fun adventure book about rabbits!

 

[Igel]

And the Ass Saw the Angel: A creepy kid grows up and goes crazy.