Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

[InkyDaily]

How tough are ya?

Well? You think you're tough? How tough? 

(basically one player will talk about how tough they are, next will try to outdo them.

 

[Kamoe]

I'm so tough I make french fries while they are still in the dirt, I eat them dirty and drink straight from the fryer and cook them inside of my body.

 

[CopperCoyote]

Oh yeah?  Well I'm so tough, I eat the sun for dinner every night, wash it down with acid, then spit it back out by morning!

 

[Dusk Dragon boyo]

Really? You weenies will never be tough until you can climb down a rope upside down while singing your country's national anthem during a volcano eruption carrying two magestic friggin deer to safety.

 

[Snowshoe]

I'm so tough that I have a carpet made of legos.

 

[Shezep]

I'm so tough NASA asked me to donate my hair so they can build their space elevator. 

 

[Vintage]

PFT

I'm so tough the bodybuilders come to my home to work out. The show Human Weapon was a knockoff of my work out DVD

 

[Guest]

Yeah?

I'm so tough I'm a skinny person who knocked out Evander Holyfield in his prime. And I wasn't even born yet.

 

[South_Claw]

Hah, weeeeeeeak. I'm so tough I only shed a single tear when Mufasa died