Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

[InkyDaily]

How tough are ya?

Well? You think you're tough? How tough? 

(basically one player will talk about how tough they are, next will try to outdo them.

 

[Kamoe]

I'm so tough I make french fries while they are still in the dirt, I eat them dirty and drink straight from the fryer and cook them inside of my body.

 

[Timbrilsom]

Oh yeah?  Well I'm so tough, I eat the sun for dinner every night, wash it down with acid, then spit it back out by morning!

 

[Dusk Dragon boyo]

Really? You weenies will never be tough until you can climb down a rope upside down while singing your country's national anthem during a volcano eruption carrying two magestic friggin deer to safety.

 

[Snowshoe]

I'm so tough that I have a carpet made of legos.

 

[Shezep]

I'm so tough NASA asked me to donate my hair so they can build their space elevator. 

 

[Vintage]

PFT

I'm so tough the bodybuilders come to my home to work out. The show Human Weapon was a knockoff of my work out DVD

 

[South_Claw]

Hah, weeeeeeeak. I'm so tough I only shed a single tear when Mufasa died

 

[_ANGSTY-BUG_]

I’m so tough I wear my socks in water and I eat pizza crust first

 

[Akriel Parlaq]

I'm so tough I can brush my teeth and then drink orange juice immediately afterward, whilst jumping up and down on metal d4.

 

[The Royal System]

Im so tough I have none of my passwords written down and log out of and into all my accounts about 20 times a day.

 

[happy-the-goo]

I'm so tough that horror movies make me fall asleep.

 

[Akriel Parlaq]

I'm so tough I can almost sneeze for 5 minutes without dying

 

[Clementine]

I'm so tough that I could lift the entire Earth if I had somewhere to stand.

 

[Hikiko]

I've lived with a torn tendon in my right ankle for three years without medical attention! (Screw America)

 

[The Royal System]

Im so tough I have many mental illnesses, and have never seen anyone about them

 

[Southern_Draconic]

I'm so tough I use super glue as a facial that I rip off after it dries

 

[The Royal System]

I’m so tough I don’t break my Kit Kats

 

[Clementine]

I’m so tough I don’t break my Kit Kats

So you just swallow them whole?

I’m so tough that even a falling tree can’t hurt me.