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Scientific Jokes/Memes.

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Paniczoure    102

I like some nerdy jokes/memes. And I'm pretty sure everyone has seen or heard one of those.

So show us our great science jokes. (And if you have/need to explain, do so plz.)

 

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The Observer    59

Girl: "You remind me of ice, because you're cool."

Guy: "You remind me of a flaming ball of gas, because you're light years out of my league."

This was really lame... I should work on my science jokes.

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Guest Seraphyna   
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Two scientists walk into a bar.

 

The first one says "I'll have some H2O".

 

The second one says "I'll have some H2O too". He died.

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Kyuubi    18

(Best said out loud!)

Why are helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?

 

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you barium!

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Quxyun    132

*crawls out of my hole* "Did someone say science jokes?"

 

If two cats are sitting on a sloped roof, which one falls off first? The one with the lowest μ, (mu).

 

I once knew a chemist, but now he is no more, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

 

I was looking for a book the other day, so I was at the library. Try as I might, I simply could not find it. I walked up to a librarian and asked "Excuse me, I am looking for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat". She replied with "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if we have it or not".

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Nyota Fury    13

Fantastic.

 

All of mine are biology jokes...

 

Why did the neuron get thrown in jail? He was charged with a salt!

 

Where do amino acids go to pray? The cysteine chapel.

 

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.

 

I can't think of any more at the moment, but I can come back.

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Khar    71

Einstein, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide-and-seek.

 

Einstein counts. Pascal runs to hide. Newton lays two meter sticks down at a 90 degree angle and sits between them.

 

Einstein finishes counting and opens his eyes. "Newton," he says, "you suck at this game. I found you immediately."

 

Newton laughs and says, "You found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!"

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Guest FaerieForged   
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I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

 

I also heard oxygen and magnesium were dating. I was like O MG.

 

Do you want to hear a joke about Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Potassium? No...O K.

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bad physical cosmology pickup line

 

"my love for you is like the universe; constantly expanding in every direction"

 

except don't say this to someone who knows anything, because i said this as a joke to my friend at a party and this guy behind us just belches out "AND SLOWLY GROWING COLDER" and as much as it made my night, it definitely ruined the moment LMAO

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