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So I made friends with this guy last night over Pokémon Go, and in less than 24 hours he's already suggested dinner and a "romantic stroll".... and then of course obliterating my Pokémon team once we get PVP battles lol.

But, being the queen of deflection, I've been very good about skipping over his flirtations or outright changing the subject at the correct moment.

So he was getting worried that i was missing how cute he was trying to be and I told him;

"I've caught on, I just flirt like a dump truck."

I was quite chuffed at my cleverness, thinking of that on the spot, and my awkwardness has only seduced him more, but that's a story for another thread.

 

My question is, what is the corniest or smoothest, or weirdest pick-up line you've ever heard or come up with?

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"hay did you get your body from McDonald's, cuz im loving it" "if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together" "i didnt know you were a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you" :>

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