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Raijun

Make a haiku.

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I keep seeing these threads all over the internet, so we could have one here probably.

 

For those of you who are not yet familiar with a haiku, it's a small three-line poem where the first and third lines are five syllables, and the middle line is seven syllables.

 

This is a haiku.

But this haiku is pointless.

Yet this is perfect.

 

Then you suggest the topic for the next haiku. It can be absolutely anything, at least within the boundaries of the forum rules.

 

I made my haiku already, apparently. So the next haiku is about rice!

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Rice is nice like you

Although, rice might taste better

I still like you more

 

By the way, this wasn't meant to be sexual.. it's rice, good grief. Next topic.. umbrellas!

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Pop up umbrella...

Take a leap off a building.

Makes me fall slower.

 

Next haiku: Crocodile wearing a hat for some reason.

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Alligators bow

To crocodile with hat

Made of gator skin

 

Next: dancing cats

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I see this weird cat...

I must be on the youtubes;

She can really grove!

 

Next haiku: Things politicians say.

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I promise good times.

Want me to fix your problems?

How does that help me?

 

Next haiku: A lonely cactus.

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People try to hug

They cry and never come back

I'm lonely cactus

 

Next: Monster under the bed

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Hello, monster here.

Every single sock you've lost

Belongs to me now.

 

Next: a hole in your sweater

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This is the single

biggest hole I've ever seen.

There's no more sweater. :(

 

Next haiku: Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny black holes.

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Blackheads on my nose

really gross but it's ok;

better than acne.

 

Next: Ant invasion

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Ants are invading!

They eat all my food then sleep.

They say I grow fast.

 

(Ant, Aunt... bleh.)

 

Next haiku: Making a funny haiku.

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I think I'm funny,

But all of my jokes fall flat.

This is really hard.

 

Next haiku: life of a house plant.

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My owner's a jerk.

He watered me with ice cubes.

He is such a tease.

 

Next haiku: Attacking people with useless weapons.

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I am a house plant

Help- cat keeps attacking me

Leaves on the ground

 

EDIT: Ninja'd, let me make a new one.

 

I am a warrior

My chosen weapon is bread

I use it to hit peeps

 

Next haiku: Dinosaurs

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(Keep the top one though. The more, the merrier! :D )

 

The Pterodactyl:

It was the first flying jerk

To poop on my car.

 

Next haiku: The military invading a country that has nothing of worth.

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I pick a crayon

And dash at my enemy

They laugh, and break it

 

Why are we here, ugh

There is nothing to help us

They don't even have food

 

Next haiuku: Seahorses

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I am just a swirl

Masquerading as a fish

They have no idea.

 

Next haiku: Buttons

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(I want to make one for the Seahorses too. I was in the middle of writing it before I was ninja'd. :P )

 

Being a seahorse,

Your wife dumps the kids on you.

But literally.

 

 

Wife in Home Depot.

She pushes all your buttons.

One of them makes rice.

 

Next haiku: Seeing something that does not make sense at all, ever.

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See the red buttons?

Do not push them, please, no

PLEASE STOP WE'RE DOOMED

 

EDIT:

There is a place

With a happy yellow pineapple

A squirrel is dance

 

Next haiku: Creepy trees

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What the hell is this!?

What on god's blue earth is this?

What even is that?

 

Next haiku: goldfish

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I thought I'd be rich

I thought fish was made of gold

It was just goldfish

 

 

Next: Ninjas.

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One thing I don't know:

Is this room empty or is

it filled with ninjas?

 

Next haiku: Jello pudding pops.

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I see no turtles.

The room is empty! Maybe

they're ninja turtles. O_O

 

 

Next haiku: Fun things you can do with a potato.

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See this potato?

She is wearing eyelashes.

A potato wife.

 

Next haiku: teddy from hell

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