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Nyht Myst

Otherkin Pickup Lines

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Toeclaws posted a tumblr that was named otherkinpickuplines, and I just thought this would be a great thread. :D I'm not sure if this would be better in the Fun&Games forum, but I thought it would be ok here.

 

Are you an oysterkin because I want to be your pearl.

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I like this idea ! I have one ! " baby are you a dragonkin cause you light my fire "

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"Are you Fallen Angelkin? 'Cause you look like you fell from heaven."

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Are you equuskin? Because you make my heart Gallop~

*cue Johny Bravo moves*

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Are you a fire spiritkin? Because you're hot.

 

...yeah, I'm absolutely not getting a date anytime soon.

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Hey you must be butterfly kin cause your sending my heart a flutter

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Guy walks up: "Hey there, puppy. I've got a bone, do you wanna chew it?"

 

Do not ever try that one with me, please! XD

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Theres more horrible variations on saying 'You want to come ride the dragon?' than I dare count.

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Love this!

Are you catkin because I want you to make me purrr

 

~Jessie

I don;t know why but I just giggled like a creepy man at that XDDD <3

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You must be faekin, because you charmed me.

 

Oh that one's bad :oops:

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Oh dear, I've come up with another one and it's positively dreadful...

 

"Are you an alienkin? Because you've probed right into my heart."

 

They're building my personal level of Hell for me as we speak. Just for this.

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Oh dear, I've come up with another one and it's positively dreadful...

 

"Are you an alienkin? Because you've probed right into my heart."

 

They're building my personal level of Hell for me as we speak. Just for this.

I think we are all getting one, but its so much fun.

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Are you a ghost-kin, because you've possessed my heart.

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'I hear you're dogkin so want to help me bury my bone? ;3'

'You can make me beg and be obedient anyday'

'Lets make a litter'

'Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey. I'm a dog.'

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You must be sirenkin, because you've enchanted me.

 

Wonder when I'm going to quit thinking up bad pickup lines:confused:

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Are you Rabbitkin? Because you are hare tingling.

WARNING: LAME PUN LEVEL EXCEEDED LIMIT

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Unfortunately, I cannot currently think of anything for my Hellhound 'type but...

 

"Are you lemurkin because I'd like to move it, move it with you"

 

...that was terrible and I honestly hate that song and I want to cry now.

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"You must be a shapeshifter, because you look perfect"

idk, i think its pretty bad

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